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Starring:
Michael Keaton, Deborah Kara Unger, Chandra West,
Ian McNeice |
Directed By:
Geoffrey Sax |
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D+
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While the paranormal study of EVPs (Electronic Voice Phenomenon)
has languished in near anonymity on the internet and small
circles across America, it's recently seen a rise in interest
due to the popularity of the Ghosthunters reality TV
show on the Sci Fi Network. I would have to think that because
of this, White Noise was hastily put into development
to cash in on the study's fifteen minutes of fame. EVPs are
believed to be recordings of the voices of people who have
passed on - their voices caught on recording devices which
the normal ear can't hear.
The story behind White Noise begins slowly as architect
Jonathan (Michael Keaton) Rivers' life is turned upside down
when his wife (Chandra West) turns up missing and then is
later confirmed deceased. As Jonathon tries to go on with
his life, Raymond Price (Ian McNeice) comes to him with the
information that he has recorded the voice of Jonathan's wife
from beyond the grave. It doesn't take Jonathon long to get
on board and when Price is killed in what looks like the most
obvious accident ever, Jonathon continues his work. As the
story progresses, Jonathon receives video messages from beyond,
allowing him to attempt to help people in their lives, but
eventually the story gets to the sinister "twist" at the end
(which proves to be the undoing of the story).
White Noise makes EVPs seem like some big, easy multimedia
opportunity, but for those who've actually tried to get EVPs,
the fiction is ridiculously far from the truth. And because
of this, the fiction on which the story is based on feels
forced and hokey. For anyone who has heard or actually recorded
these voices/sounds, what is given to the viewer in the film
is far less fearful. Only with some low-budget special effects
and an evil trio of shadows can this film even come close
to scary, and that's being kind. After seeing this film, I
have to wonder why The
American Association of Electronic Voice Phenomena wants
their name anywhere close to the project as it's such an overblown
fabrication that it trivializes a study that's already struggling
with credibility.
Once you get past the gimmick in the film, you'll find a
story that's, well, just plain boring. None of the actors
really provide anything more than two dimensional and Keaton's
performance is pretty stale. To be honest, he struck me as
the most unconcerned husband-who's-lost-his-wife, ever. Once
you progress through the story and invest yourself in what
it has, the ending portion of the film feels like it just
wants to wrap things up and go home. A final twist is given
to you, but at this time you don't care. And the sinister
trio of shadows are never made into anything more menacing
than what they are: shadows.
White Noise takes a interesting paranormal concept
in EVPs (Electronic Voice Phenomenon) and completely ruins
any validity the study actually might have had. If you go
into this film and turn your brain off, this might be enjoyable.
That is, if you don't mind the slow pacing the film has. Outside
of that, there are far better ghost and horror flicks out
there.
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- Kinderfeld
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