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Starring:
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Michael Clarke Duncan |
Directed By:
Chuck Russell |
| Grade |
C |
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The Scorpion King is the prequel of sorts to The
Mummy Returns. I say "of sorts" because while both movies
have The Rock in them as the Scorpion King, that's about all
they have in common, story wise. The Scorpion King
is the tale of Mathayus, played by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson,
one of the last of the Akkadians, assassins trained from birth
to be efficient killing machines. He is hired by the few remaining
rebels in the land to kill Cassandra, a sorceress who sees
the outcome of battles, and advises the evil Memnon as to
how to plan his strategies to be victorious in those battles.
Much like The Mummy and The Mummy Returns,
The Scorpion King is pretty light on plot. The story
seems to exist to move the film from one action scene to the
next, with a few stops in between to let us get to know the
characters. Unfortunately, the characters in The Scorpion
King are paper-thin at best. The Rock does a decent enough
job in the title role, he can certainly do the action scenes
well, and his acting isn't horrible. Memnon is your stereotypical
bad guy; he wants to take over the world, bring order to the
people, crush his enemies, etc., etc. Cassandra is mainly
eye candy; most of her scenes consist of her standing around
in a bikini, looking beautiful. Michael Clarke Duncan does
a good job as a barbarian leader, but has almost no screen
time until the end of the movie.
The Scorpion King can be summed up with one word:
typical. It's got your typical action hero, your typical villain,
your typical rocking music to go with the fight scenes, and
your typical bad action script. Much like The Mummy
and The Mummy Returns, The Scorpion King is
a decent, shut-off-your-brain-for-2-hours movie. It's nothing
you will rush to see again, but it's entertaining enough to
warrant a viewing.
- - Darken Rahl |