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An opera themed music plays in the background. You then see
the cast's names come by. You read the names Bam Margera,
Dave England, Ryan Dunn, Steve - O, Preston Lacy, Wee Man,
Cris Pontius, then finally you here those eight famous words;
"Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to JACKASS!" As they
soon come to a stop and get hurt pretty bad (see the movie
if you want to know how they got hurt).
The movie has no direct plot. Just 1-5 minute skits, from
artists doing funny-ass stunts meant to hurt other people
or themselves. That's one thing I love about this movie. It
sticks to the same stuff you would normally see on the show
except that it has a more adult theme to it. The movie is
very well done and very hilarious. The movie takes place in
many locations of the world. It takes place in Japan, Florida,
and even some parts in New York. The stunts performed on this
movie are also well done and should not be committed by armatures
such as me - trust me on this since my friends and I tried
them and got hurt pretty bad.
The movie also features famous cameos such as the vert king
(in my opinion) Tony Hawk and the old but still cool Matt
Hoffman. Other cameos from CKY related people also appear
such as RAAB Himself and many more. Like the regulars at Jackass,
these people also do hilarious stunts such as RAAB himself
doing the wedgie bungee of death or something like that and
Mister Matt Hoffman and Tony Hawk doing a little skit with
Bam Margera called "Sweaty Fat F***s", which is very funny.
The movie is very sick and demented. It will make you vomit
and laugh at the same time. You will see tons of people throwing
up, doing the "Wassabi Snooter", and eating disgusting snow
balls made up of something incredibly gross (watch it to find
out).
If there is one thing I hate about the movie is the length.
When you see "The End", it will just leave you high and dry
because you want to see more of those jackasses hurt themselves
on purpose just so we can have a good laugh. The 80 minutes
of pure laughter will make you asking for more. Why you ask?
I've seen this movie six times in two days that's why.
This movie has over thrown Dumb and Dumber as the
movie king of comedy! It is wickedly sensational to watch
and you'll never get bored watching it. In every minute while
watching the movie, I have laughed my head off. Take it from
me as a big fan of comedies; this movie will win your heart.
It is also sad, that as a big fan of the series, I'm afraid
to say that this movie is a cult classic. Non-fans will purposely
ridicule the movie for its stupidity. But I know deep down
them that they know it's funny as hell. For God's sakes, my
cheeks were hurting from the amount of laughter I was giving
off. That's how funny the movie is.
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- Earl Ferrer
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